people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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