Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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