is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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