We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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