Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
