On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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