You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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