Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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