And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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