TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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