Already got asked if we're dating
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
