hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I wish i was in the wii world.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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