I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Come on in and take your pants off
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