Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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