just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The beer is more important than you right now.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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