that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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