Buhtt sex?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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