We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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