We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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