I just gift wrapped bread.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
