Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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