So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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