found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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