Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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