I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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