the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I understand Curling. That high.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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