The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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