he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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