He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
nutella sex= disaster
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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