all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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