No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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