Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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