found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
My underwear smells like fireworks.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
