dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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