Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Randomize
