She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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