But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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