what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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