just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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