Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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