I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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