I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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