maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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