piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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