if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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