5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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