Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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