youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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