Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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