Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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