But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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