Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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