Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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