Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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