with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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